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Help Chris Nieratko Win Sheckler's Whip
Posted on Monday, January 14, 2008
By Chris Nieratko

Hey friends, what are you wearing? I mean, what are you doing?

I have a small favor to ask: HELP ME WIN RYAN SHECKLER'S CAR.

Ryan and I are complete opposites: He's young, I'm old. He's skinny, I'm fat. I cannot 360 flip lipslide a rail, BUT I already found a chill girl. So I'm one step ahead of him in that department. BUT he has a 2003 land rover. And I want it. And he'll give it to me if I raise the most money for cancer. So help me win Ryan's car!

I figure if everyone donates just $2 each, I'm a shoe-in. Sure, $2 can feed a family in Africa rice for a month or maybe help some crappy death-metal band from Iraq get a gig, but Africa is such an 80s cause and who listens to death metal anymore?

This is 2008 and materialism is where it's at. It's the most worthy cause I can think of. I mean aside from this cancer thing that we're raising money for. So if you don't mind, click here and donate a couple bucks. I really need a new car. I mean, cancer would appreciate it.

No. Wait. That's not right. Cancer will be pissed if you donate money. This is anti-cancer stuff. Don't you want to rebel against cancer? Pretend cancer is your parents. Tell cancer how much you hate it by donating $2 or more now. Operators are standing by.

Thanks,
CHRIS NIERATKO



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I've been posting random ramblings to this What's Up blog on the SPoT site since 1999. Here's a random list of some of my favorite posts over the years...Rob.
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It's pretty interesting just people watching here in Prague, especially girls. If you're a people watcher, check out some of my stalker photos: People Watching in Prague
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Posted by Rob on Wed, Jun 20, 2007
"TPD has an operational plan in place and will be deploying a large force to prevent this group from getting into the downtown core or skateboarding anywhere in the downtown area. Violators will be charged, arrested if necessary, and skateboards confiscated." Wow. Read that and more in this Internal Memo From Officer Doofy that was just forwarded to me. Tomorrow is going to be a pretty interesting day. Whoever organized the Go Skateboarding Day thing has an alternate plan that I think is a great idea that will be irritating as hell for Mr. Doofy but won't get any of us arrested. See you at the Bro Bowl at 11:30am.
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Posted by Rob on Sat, Jun 14, 2008
Well, the video I was going to leave off the website because it makes me look like kind of an asshole is making its way around my circle of friends and acquaintances in the sketchy skateboard industry even though I only sent it to about ten close friends. I’m getting funny texts, emails, and in-person high fives on it. May as well show it to everyone now. Some crazy lady at the bar in Minneapolis was getting rowdy on us so I broke off part of the bar and threw it at her and her crew, after which she came at me like a spider monkey, then swung a bar stool at me. Good times. Here’s the two minutes of entertainment. I’m a nice guy, dammit.
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