Hot damn moms and their little damn groms, Adio pros and a bunch of damn ho's, and hungry damn ams with a lot of painful slams. The first Damn Am event of 2004 is less than a month away. See you there and bring your sister. Check out the details below.
Registration is Still Going For The Damn Am Series Reply to this email or contact Rob: Rob@DamnAm.com to get signed up. June 4-6, 2004 @ 3rd Lair Skatepark in Minneapolis, MN October 21-24, 2004 @ Volcom in Costa Mesa, CA Questions and Answers About Damn Am 2004
What is it?	The Damn Am is an am skateboarding contest where you can see your best friend's hot mom in the Adio Dunk Tank, party way too late with all the new friends you'll make, and break yourself off for $500 in the Best Trick Contest. It's the only am contest that allows you to qualify for Tampa Am each year.
Ok, how do I get there?	Give these directions to your mom, but only if she's hot, otherwise, take the bus or something: 3rd Lair 850 Florida Avenue South Golden Valley, MN 55426 www.3rdLair.com Phone: 763 797 5283 Fax: 763 797 7402 Directions from the airport (The Minneapolis, St. Paul International Airport): Take highway 494 west, go north on highway 100, go west on highway 394, get off on Louisiana Ave. exit, take a right on Louisanna Ave., take your first right on Frontage Road which is Market Ave, look for Taco Bell and take a left on Florida Ave., it's the 2nd building on the left hand side - (2 buildings away from Taco Bell) Directions from the the south: Take interstate highway 35 and head North toward Minnesota or Iowa, your now heading northbound on 35 - go thru Iowa, just before Minneapolis the highway splits - make sure you stay to the left and take highway 35W keep going north (do not take 35E!!), you're still heading north on highway 35W, take this to highway 494 and go west, go north on highway 100, go west on highway 394, get off on Louisanna Ave. exit, take a right on Louisanna Ave., take your first right on frontage road which is Market Ave, look for Taco Bell and take a left on Florida Ave., it's the 2nd building on the left hand side - (2 buildings away from Taco Bell)
How can I get kids to beat each other up for my company's products?	Send some stuff for the product toss. All promo should be sent by May 31, 2004 to: 3rd Lair ATTN: DAMN AM 850 Florida Avenue South Golden Valley, MN 55426 www.3rdLair.com Phone: 763 797 5283 Fax: 763 797 7402
I'm too cool for contests, so I just chill like the Fonz. Plus, I don't want to get my Dunks dirty. Should I still go?	Well save some chicks for us, cool guy. Check out some nightlife details. Everyone who's somewhat cool will definitely be at these, like, cool joints, dude: CITY BILLIARDS BAR & CAFE Phone: 612 338 2255 25North 4th St. Minneapolis, MN (in the heart of downtown Minneapolis) www.citybilliards.com All your homies will be here every night during the contest. Show everyone how cool you are by kicking some ass in pool. RICKS CABARET Phone: 612 321 0488 300 South 3rd St. Minneapolis, MN (in the heart of downtown Minneapolis) Club Details and Map Not quite a TAMPA strip bar, but it works for us. Make sure you bring that one friend you got that's a high rollin' ho magnet.
Does it cost anything to get in and watch?	Nope. See you and your sister there.
Where can I get more details?	Click here for all the details, including hotel info, night life, directions, photos, contest format, prize info, Tampa Am qualifying details, etc.
I'm too cool for this newsletter. How did I get it and how do I make it stop?	Reply and tell us to stop and we'll stop. The Damn Am Series is run by the staff at Skatepark of Tampa. This newsletter was sent to both lists.