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SPoT Quotes
Whenever we hear someone blurt out something stupid or witty that entertains us, we'll post that right here in the SPoT Quotes. Below are the last 20 posted. Click on a month to your left to see all quotes for that month.

11/2009 (2 Quotes)
10/2009 (4 Quotes)
9/2009 (4 Quotes)
8/2009 (6 Quotes)
7/2009 (2 Quotes)
6/2009 (2 Quotes)
5/2009 (1 Quotes)
4/2009 (5 Quotes)
3/2009 (1 Quotes)
2/2009 (1 Quotes)
1/2009 (2 Quotes)
12/2008 (18 Quotes)
11/2008 (3 Quotes)
10/2008 (4 Quotes)
9/2008 (5 Quotes)
7/2008 (1 Quotes)
6/2008 (3 Quotes)
5/2008 (2 Quotes)
4/2008 (3 Quotes)
3/2008 (5 Quotes)
1/2008 (10 Quotes)
12/2007 (7 Quotes)
11/2007 (9 Quotes)
10/2007 (9 Quotes)
9/2007 (2 Quotes)
8/2007 (17 Quotes)
6/2007 (4 Quotes)
5/2007 (3 Quotes)
4/2007 (6 Quotes)
3/2007 (5 Quotes)
2/2007 (2 Quotes)
1/2007 (12 Quotes)
12/2006 (7 Quotes)
11/2006 (1 Quotes)
10/2006 (5 Quotes)
8/2006 (4 Quotes)
7/2006 (2 Quotes)
6/2006 (14 Quotes)
5/2006 (3 Quotes)
4/2006 (5 Quotes)
3/2006 (11 Quotes)
2/2006 (1 Quotes)
1/2006 (3 Quotes)
12/2005 (2 Quotes)
11/2005 (5 Quotes)
10/2005 (3 Quotes)
9/2005 (14 Quotes)
8/2005 (4 Quotes)
7/2005 (3 Quotes)
6/2005 (3 Quotes)
5/2005 (3 Quotes)
4/2005 (13 Quotes)
3/2005 (13 Quotes)
2/2005 (9 Quotes)
1/2005 (10 Quotes)
12/2004 (6 Quotes)
11/2004 (11 Quotes)
10/2004 (2 Quotes)
8/2004 (13 Quotes)
7/2004 (3 Quotes)
6/2004 (2 Quotes)
5/2004 (5 Quotes)
4/2004 (7 Quotes)
3/2004 (7 Quotes)
  • "I can not find a woman who can understand my rebellious artistic personality."
    - Stalker Steve when asked by Jereme Knibbs why he doesn't have a girlfriend.
    Posted on Wednesday, November 04, 2009.

  • "I can't hit you, I don't own you."
    - A nice Florida parent in the Shop to a kid.
    Posted on Monday, November 02, 2009.

  • "Tampa isn't for girlfriends anyways..."
    - Schaefer's reply to a friend of ours coming to Tampa Am and mentioning he can't bring his girlfriend this time.
    Posted on Wednesday, October 28, 2009.

  • "I ain't gon' lie, y'all's shoes hotta than da' Flea Market!"
    - Our Air Conditioning repairman about our shoe wall in the Shop.
    Posted on Wednesday, October 28, 2009.

  • "Because I don't pay you to laugh."
    - Clements to Stalker Steve when he asked why he doesn't get any funny e-mails from Clements at work.
    Posted on Thursday, October 22, 2009.

  • "I do some of my best work hungover."
    - Porpe to his boss, Ryan Clements. Here's a picture.
    Posted on Monday, October 19, 2009.

  • "I haven't skated sober in a while. This is weird."
    - Frosty regarding last night's session. Welcome to the wagon.
    Posted on Wednesday, September 23, 2009.

  • "It's not that bad. It could be Pedophile Steve or something, I guess."
    - Stalker Steve moaning about his nickname.
    Posted on Wednesday, September 23, 2009.

  • "You can live in the Park or sleep in an alley for free, too."
    - Rob's reply to Clem's justification for using a 90's Boost brick phone that can't text, email, or use the Internet. He says, "It's a free phone."
    Posted on Saturday, September 19, 2009.

  • "Don't wave to me on the streets."
    - Ryan Clements while overhearing people talk about possibly driving Vespas to work. Clem rides Harleys.
    Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009.

  • "You ready to do this? Like I said, it takes a good amount of fuel to keep this engine running."
    - Stalker Steve asking about going to lunch.
    Posted on Tuesday, August 25, 2009.

  • "I don't have a case of the Monday's."
    - Stalker Steve's reply when Innetech employees were having a laugh over how he high fives everyone that comes into work each morning. Stalker Steve is just super hyped to be here.
    Posted on Tuesday, August 25, 2009.

  • "People have been hitting me up after that 5-0 photo. Now I know what fame feels like."
    - Stalker Steve after getting his photo on the site.
    Posted on Tuesday, August 18, 2009.

  • "I got a case of the kill everyone's."
    - Ian Gow's answer when Stalker Steve asked if he had a case of the Mondays. Another fun day in Innetech.
    Posted on Tuesday, August 18, 2009.

  • "I'm glad there's someone here bigger than me so I feel good about myself."
    - Body referring to Stalker Steve in his first SPoT employee meeting.
    Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009.

  • "Yes! It's a girl free meeting! We can cuss now, right?"
    - Alex Bowers in the last SPoT Staff Meeting.
    Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009.

  • "The hardest thing I did this weekend was Twitter."
    - Porpe after working the weekend at Maloof Money Cup.
    Posted on Wednesday, July 29, 2009.

  • "You'll have to show me how to do it, but I'm down..."
    - Ryan Clements when asked to roll a game of dice.
    Posted on Wednesday, July 29, 2009.

  • "We usually beat people up that do s--t like this, but I want to make love to you and the shirts rule."
    - Schaefer's email to etnies about this shirt.
    Posted on Monday, June 15, 2009.

  • "Is she red all over?"
    - Jereme Knibbs' reply to Porpe saying his girlfriend is a redhead.
    Posted on Tuesday, June 02, 2009.


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