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SPoT Quotes
Whenever we hear someone blurt out something stupid or witty that entertains us, we'll post that right here in the SPoT Quotes. Below are the last 20 posted. Click on a month to your left to see all quotes for that month.

4/2008 (3 Quotes)
3/2008 (5 Quotes)
1/2008 (10 Quotes)
12/2007 (7 Quotes)
11/2007 (9 Quotes)
10/2007 (9 Quotes)
9/2007 (2 Quotes)
8/2007 (17 Quotes)
6/2007 (4 Quotes)
5/2007 (3 Quotes)
4/2007 (6 Quotes)
3/2007 (5 Quotes)
2/2007 (2 Quotes)
1/2007 (12 Quotes)
12/2006 (7 Quotes)
11/2006 (1 Quotes)
10/2006 (5 Quotes)
8/2006 (4 Quotes)
7/2006 (2 Quotes)
6/2006 (14 Quotes)
5/2006 (3 Quotes)
4/2006 (5 Quotes)
3/2006 (11 Quotes)
2/2006 (1 Quotes)
1/2006 (3 Quotes)
12/2005 (2 Quotes)
11/2005 (5 Quotes)
10/2005 (3 Quotes)
9/2005 (14 Quotes)
8/2005 (4 Quotes)
7/2005 (3 Quotes)
6/2005 (3 Quotes)
5/2005 (3 Quotes)
4/2005 (13 Quotes)
3/2005 (13 Quotes)
2/2005 (9 Quotes)
1/2005 (10 Quotes)
12/2004 (6 Quotes)
11/2004 (11 Quotes)
10/2004 (2 Quotes)
8/2004 (13 Quotes)
7/2004 (3 Quotes)
6/2004 (2 Quotes)
5/2004 (5 Quotes)
4/2004 (7 Quotes)
3/2004 (7 Quotes)
  • "I don't dance in my own town."
    - Brian Schaefer at a local Tampa nightclub.
    Posted on Wednesday, April 30, 2008.

  • "Get that off your face. You don't know what kind of scumbags have had that on."
    - A parent to their kid in the Shop that had the Gimp beanie on.
    Posted on Saturday, April 19, 2008.

  • "P-Stone and I are in Israel with Vans. Preston just farted on the street and Pfanner smelled it from 50 feet away."
    - A status update from Joe Hammeke on the road for a skate trip.
    Posted on Tuesday, April 08, 2008.

  • "I felt as if my soul was being clubbed. If my son hadn't been competing my wife and I would have left."
    - A complaint letter from a parent of a 19-year-old skater in the Tampa Am Vert contest regarding the music being played.
    Posted on Friday, March 28, 2008.

  • "There's always going to be Easter, but there's not always going to be a vert contest."
    - Schaefer on the mic Easter morning during the Tampa Pro Vert contest.
    Posted on Friday, March 28, 2008.

  • "The purple and green is freaking me out. Along with the stone wash jean shorts."
    - Schaefer on the mic during Tampa Am Vert regarding one of many busted gear choices.
    Posted on Friday, March 28, 2008.

  • "This is the best contest announcing ever!"
    - A random person in the crowd's sarcastic comment during the Vert Contest at Tampa Pro.
    Posted on Friday, March 28, 2008.

  • "We need bigger prize money for 8th place!"
    - Koston's comment after we asked him for feedback about how Tampa Pro 2008 went.
    Posted on Friday, March 28, 2008.

  • "I'm not there yet with my skating but I wanna add coconut wheelies to my lines. Just wait, I know you're skeptical but lemme get my part up online and you'll see. I want my skating to have these elements and force it onto lots of obstacles. Like kickflip into pogo off of transition bounce around and flip back into the ramp. Again, skepticism abound but just wait til' I upload the vid. It'll look cool. "
    - Same kid as below when Rob asked him what tricks he was talking about. He sent a link to this video.
    Posted on Tuesday, January 29, 2008.

  • "One last question for future reference, do you have a ban on certain tricks?"
    - Some kid's email to Rob asking about what he should put in his video to get into Tampa Am.
    Posted on Tuesday, January 29, 2008.

  • "You got some mad pink lips."
    - Schaefer on the mic during Theotis Beasley's run.
    Posted on Sunday, January 20, 2008.

  • "I don't know how you got in here, but your gear is wack."
    - Schaefer on the mic during Tampa Am talking about a photograher on the course.
    Posted on Sunday, January 20, 2008.

  • "Is Shaun White gonna make it?"
    - DJ Wade's only question before coming to Tampa Am.
    Posted on Tuesday, January 15, 2008.

  • "Rob, please support for me... trust me I am the real who will the beat some of the their skater... I am big all go out for myself no one's support for me! : /"
    - An email received by Rob from some random kid begging to get into Tampa Am.
    Posted on Sunday, January 13, 2008.

  • "Dude, I know my desserts."
    - Chris Ortiz when asked by Ryan Clements how he knows Denny's apple cobbler so well.
    Posted on Saturday, January 12, 2008.

  • "I'm going to make these straight edge tatoos mean something."
    - Vern Laird regarding not drinking since New Year's.
    Posted on Saturday, January 12, 2008.

  • "I don't play CD's. What do I look like a CDJ?"
    - DJ Wade
    Posted on Friday, January 11, 2008.

  • "You get to see things like Brian Schaefer in an Elvis suit or the entire SPoT crew dressed up like gay homosexual cops."
    - Rob Brink regarding Damn Am at Volcom.
    Posted on Thursday, January 10, 2008.

  • "He's too fat to have up there."
    - Schaefer regarding Clements' suggestion for a Tampa Am 2008 announcer.
    Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007.

  • "When you have a lot of traffic on the course, do you have like traffic police out there? No? Not even on that big U thing?"
    - A parent asking a question in the Shop.
    Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007.